breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via ugly)

therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

image

(via jonophobias)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
connivingwitch:


skrelp:

THIS IS SO SLY

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(Source: emotionsbye, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via oww-babyy)

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

(via crrocs)

nickfnry:

Possible contender for headline of the year
giggle:

LOOK REBLOG THIS AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK ON AND POP THE BUBBLEWRAP THIS IS SO COOL 
mitten:

sick!
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