pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via hakununa-matata)

HAKUNA MA’VODKA it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit

(Source: chellzisyeezus, via provokh)

humorking:

humorking:

so my cousin took a selfie today 

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but can we all take a second to appreciate my grandmas face in the background

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(via awkwardvagina)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via emilykate78)

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(Source: frails, via provokh)

  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

(via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

(Source: panerasexual, via enchiladr)